Email exchange this morning:
Harold: Debbie and I have a new baby coming any day now [so I’d like to wrap up this purchase]. I’ll mail the initial payment today for you. When will you deliver the press? I probably need to give my guys here two weeks to get the space ready.
Equipment dealer: Good luck with the new baby. We can deliver at any time, so just have your guy call us when you are ready up there, many thanks
Harold: Didn’t know you got involved in midwifery HAHAHAHA. Will call when ready for the press delivery. Honestly, I’d rather you deliver the press instead!
Equipment dealer: Got me there. I will stick with Heidelberg deliverys, thanks
[Truth be told I have been known to call my Heidelbergs my babies.]